Facebook LifeStreaming

Have you ever thought, "I wish it were easier to tell my friends what I'm up to" or "I wish everybody could just see the real me"?

Well, your dreams have just come true. Facebook is introducing a new feature that will revolutionize social networking and change the way you interact with your friends, both online and offline. Scheduled for release on July 18, 2011, "Facebook LifeStreaming" brings the ultimate social experience to play and also boasts the easiest connection tools ever.

Facebook LifeStreaming works by simply inserting the wireless FLS chip near your brain, interfacing your thoughts with your cell phone app, computer, or any mobile device. The FLS chip then automatically streams directly to your Facebook LifeStream. With no need for any interaction from you, the FLS chip instantly posts all your actions, thoughts, and feelings on your LifeStream for all your friends to see, like, and comment. What's better, because LifeStreaming is instant and automatic, as soon as you make a move, or think a thought, it is instantly posted online for your friends to view, with no burdensome typing, posting, or thinking about what you'll say. No longer will your online representation be a static and partial picture of yourself. With Facebook LifeStreaming, friends will see the Real You like never before!

This never-before-seen experience allows you to communicate with your friends simply by thinking about them or mentioning their name, as LifeStreaming will also automatically tag them in your LifeStream post. All of your thoughts, feelings, actions, and more, all stored in one convenient place with absolutely no effort on your part - it couldn't get better! Except that the best part about LifeStreaming is that because it's connected directly to your brain, it will even share your subconscious thoughts and desires.

Some examples of posts you might see on the LifeStream include:

• Jan is in love with Mark
• Mark is lusting
• Phyllis is gossiping about Jan - just told a secret that she promised not to tell
• Jim is angry with Mark, wants to kill him right now
• John just told a lie
• Pat is crying because nobody cares
• Jim really wants a new ipad, doesn't have the money, thinking about stealing one from the store
• Josie just cut in front of an elderly lady and almost made her wreck

Of course, there's nothing stopping posts like this from showing up either:

• Harold is doing the dishes, nobody knows
• Janet is getting groceries for a neighbor who is bedfast
• Frank is telling Jim how awesome his coworker Phil is
• Margaret is praying for her mother's salvation
• Paul is giving a lollypop to a little autistic boy
• Charles just gave up his opportunity for a promotion so that he can spend more time with his wife and kids

All the good. All the bad. Everything that nobody knows. It's all out there - for everybody to see.

"For there is nothing covered that will not be revealed, nor hidden that will not be known. Therefore whatever you have spoken in the dark will be heard in the light, and what you have spoken in the ear in inner rooms will be proclaimed on the housetops." (Luke 12:2-3, NKJV)

"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God and keep His commandments, For this is man’s all. For God will bring every work into judgment, Including every secret thing, Whether good or evil." (Ecclesiastes 12:13-14, NKJV)

Facebook LifeStreaming. What is your life streaming?