Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Facebook LifeStreaming

Have you ever thought, "I wish it were easier to tell my friends what I'm up to" or "I wish everybody could just see the real me"?

Well, your dreams have just come true. Facebook is introducing a new feature that will revolutionize social networking and change the way you interact with your friends, both online and offline. Scheduled for release on July 18, 2011, "Facebook LifeStreaming" brings the ultimate social experience to play and also boasts the easiest connection tools ever.

Facebook LifeStreaming works by simply inserting the wireless FLS chip near your brain, interfacing your thoughts with your cell phone app, computer, or any mobile device. The FLS chip then automatically streams directly to your Facebook LifeStream. With no need for any interaction from you, the FLS chip instantly posts all your actions, thoughts, and feelings on your LifeStream for all your friends to see, like, and comment. What's better, because LifeStreaming is instant and automatic, as soon as you make a move, or think a thought, it is instantly posted online for your friends to view, with no burdensome typing, posting, or thinking about what you'll say. No longer will your online representation be a static and partial picture of yourself. With Facebook LifeStreaming, friends will see the Real You like never before!

This never-before-seen experience allows you to communicate with your friends simply by thinking about them or mentioning their name, as LifeStreaming will also automatically tag them in your LifeStream post. All of your thoughts, feelings, actions, and more, all stored in one convenient place with absolutely no effort on your part - it couldn't get better! Except that the best part about LifeStreaming is that because it's connected directly to your brain, it will even share your subconscious thoughts and desires.

Some examples of posts you might see on the LifeStream include:

  • Jan is in love with Mark
  • Mark is lusting
  • Phyllis is gossiping about Jan - just told a secret that she promised not to tell
  • Jim is angry with Mark, wants to kill him right now
  • John just told a lie
  • Pat is crying because nobody cares
  • Jim really wants a new ipad, doesn't have the money, thinking about stealing one from the store
  • Josie just cut in front of an elderly lady and almost made her wreck

Of course, there's nothing stopping posts like this from showing up either:

  • Harold is doing the dishes, nobody knows
  • Janet is getting groceries for a neighbor who is bedfast
  • Frank is telling Jim how awesome his coworker Phil is
  • Margaret is praying for her mother's salvation
  • Paul is giving a lollypop to a little autistic boy
  • Charles just gave up his opportunity for a promotion so that he can spend more time with his wife and kids

All the good. All the bad. Everything that nobody knows. It's all out there - for everybody to see.

"For there is nothing covered that will not be revealed, nor hidden that will not be known. Therefore whatever you have spoken in the dark will be heard in the light, and what you have spoken in the ear in inner rooms will be proclaimed on the housetops." (Luke 12:2-3, NKJV)

"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God and keep His commandments, For this is man’s all. For God will bring every work into judgment, Including every secret thing, Whether good or evil." (Ecclesiastes 12:13-14, NKJV)

Facebook LifeStreaming. What is your life streaming?

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

The Rime of the Ancient College Grad (Abridged Version)

Part I

It is an ancient College Grad,

And he stoppeth one of three.

`By thy clean-shaven face and glittering eye,

Now wherefore stopp'st thou me?


The classroom doors are closing soon,

And I must speak today;

The bell hath rung, I'm all-nigh late:

Please let me hurry away.'


He holds him with his skinny hand,

"There was a hat," quoth he.

`Hold off! unhand me, clean-shaven loon!'

Eftsoons his hand dropped he.


He holds him with his glittering eye -

The Freshman Lad stood still,

And listens like a three years' child:

The College Grad hath his will.


“This hat werth new, it 'twerth not old,

Stealthily did it come,

Into the hall, onto our heads,

And perched upon us some.


It came as new but soon was called

A legend and tradition,

Some said 'no' – an imposter,

but was there no remission.


Day after day, on happiest days

This hat would show its brim.

The bringer cheered, the victim feared

And left the wearer grim.


Alas my part to end this strife

Upon me it was sat

'Why thence thou said?' - “From mine own head

I crushed the Birthday Hat.”


Part II

Birthdays, birthdays, everywhere,

And all the peeps did sing.

Birthdays, birthdays, everywhere,

But not a hat did bring.


Ah! well-a-day! What cheerful looks

Had I from old and young!

Flat it sat, the Birthday Hat

And praises of me were sung.”


Part III

(skipped in abridged version)


Part IV

The selfsame moment I could sing;

And from my head so free

The Birthday Hat fell to the floor

Like lead into the sea."


Part V

Alas then heard another voice,

As soft as honey-dew:

Quoth he, `The man hath greatness done,

And greater more will do.'


Part VI

I saw a third -I heard his voice:

It is the Hermit good!

He singeth loud his godly hymns

That he maketh in the glen.

He made of me this tale to tell:

The Birthday Hat's sad end.


Part VII

I pass, like night, from land to land;

I have strange power of speech;

That moment that his face I see,

I know the man that must hear me:

To him my tale I teach.


Farewell, farewell! but this I tell

To thee, thou Freshman Lad!

He prayeth well, who loveth well

Both man and bird and lid.


He prayeth best, who loveth best

All things both great and small;

For the dear God who loveth us,

He made and loveth all."


The College Grad, whose eye is mad,

Whose beard is shaven all,

Is gone; and now the Freshman Lad

Turned from the classroom wall.


He went like one that hath been stunned,

And is of sense forlorn:

A sadder and a wiser man

He rose the morrow morn.



© Daniel Lorimer

April 20, 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011

Numbers

I'm just one

What's this world coming two

If we're gonna be three

Then what's it really four


I'm feeling so divided

There's way too much subtracting

What more can I somehow add

'Cause I want one life two count!


Got to stay at five

So don't try any six

When you find yourself in seven

Then you'll really know you're eight


I'm feeling so divided

There's way too much subtracting

What more can I somehow add

'Cause I want one life two count!


Feelin' just nine

Don't want to stop ten

They've turned into X

And I don't know Y


I'm feeling so divided

There's way too much subtracting

What more can I somehow add

'Cause I want one life two count!



© Daniel Lorimer

January 27, 2011

Saturday, January 1, 2011

2011: Year of the Giants

(Note: this is longer than usual, but it is mostly Scripture, so it's well worth reading :) )

We face giants. They come in many shapes and forms, but always the same size – big! Circumstances, situations, people, past, addictions, future, relationships, fears, hurts, trouble, the list goes on. There is always something bigger than us, beyond our abilities, greater than we can handle.

There they are now, those giants meeting us as we move into 2011: Staring us in the face, filling our lives with nothing but fear and promising us nothing but defeat.

Ah, but there is One greater than the giants! He specializes in defeating giants! And He's on your side!

He's even told us about some of them! Of Goliath (1 Sam 17).

4 And a champion went out from the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, from Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span. 5 He had a bronze helmet on his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail, and the weight of the coat was five thousand shekels of bronze. 6 And he had bronze armor on his legs and a bronze javelin between his shoulders. 7 Now the staff of his spear was like a weaver’s beam, and his iron spearhead weighed six hundred shekels; and a shield-bearer went before him. 8 Then he stood and cried out to the armies of Israel, and said to them, “Why have you come out to line up for battle? Am I not a Philistine, and you the dservants of Saul? Choose a man for yourselves, and let him come down to me. 9 If he is able to fight with me and kill me, then we will be your servants. But if I prevail against him and kill him, then you shall be our servants and serve us.” 10 And the Philistine said, “I defy the armies of Israel this day; give me a man, that we may fight together.” 11 When Saul and all Israel heard these words of the Philistine, they were dismayed and greatly afraid.

20 So David . . . came to the camp as the army was going out to the fight and shouting for the battle. 21 For Israel and the Philistines had drawn up in battle array, army against army. 22 And David left his supplies in the hand of the supply keeper, ran to the army, and came and greeted his brothers. 23 Then as he talked with them, there was the champion, the Philistine of Gath, Goliath by name, coming up from the armies of the Philistines; and he spoke according to the same words. So David heard them. 24 And all the men of Israel, when they saw the man, fled from him and were dreadfully afraid.

26 Then David spoke to the men who stood by him, saying, “What shall be done for the man who kills this Philistine and takes away othe reproach from Israel? For who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?”

32 Then David said to Saul, “Let no man’s heart fail because of him; your servant will go and fight with this Philistine.”

33 And Saul said to David, “You are not able to go against this Philistine to fight with him; for you are a youth, and he a man of war from his youth.”

34 But David said to Saul, “Your servant used to keep his father’s sheep, and when a lion or a bear came and took a lamb out of the flock, 35 I went out after it and struck it, and delivered the lamb from its mouth; and when it arose against me, I caught it by its beard, and struck and killed it. 36 Your servant has killed both lion and bear; and this uncircumcised Philistine will be like one of them, seeing he has defied the armies of the living God.” 37 Moreover David said, “The Lord, who delivered me from the paw of the lion and from the paw of the bear, He will deliver me from the hand of this Philistine.”

And Saul said to David, “Go, and the Lord be with you!”

40 Then he took his staff in his hand; and he chose for himself five smooth stones from the brook, and put them in a shepherd’s bag, in a pouch which he had, and his sling was in his hand. And he drew near to the Philistine. 41 So the Philistine came, and began drawing near to David, and the man who bore the shield went before him. 42 And when the Philistine looked about and saw David, he disdained him; for he was only a youth, druddy and good-looking. 43 So the Philistine said to David, “Am I a dog, that you come to me with sticks?” And the Philistine cursed David by his gods. 44 And the Philistine said to David, “Come to me, and I will give your flesh to the birds of the air and the beasts of the field!”

45 Then David said to the Philistine, “You come to me with a sword, with a spear, and with a javelin. But I come to you in the name of the Lord of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom you have defied. 46 This day the Lord will deliver you into my hand, and I will strike you and take your head from you. And this day I will give the carcasses of the camp of the Philistines to the birds of the air and the wild beasts of the earth, that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel. 47 Then all this assembly shall know that the Lord does not save with sword and spear; for the battle is the Lord’s, and He will give you into our hands.”

48 So it was, when the Philistine arose and came and drew near to meet David, that David hurried and ran toward the army to meet the Philistine. 49 Then David put his hand in his bag and took out a stone; and he slung it and struck the Philistine in his forehead, so that the stone sank into his forehead, and he fell on his face to the earth. 50 So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and a stone, and struck the Philistine and killed him. But there was no sword in the hand of David. 51 Therefore David ran and stood over the Philistine, took his sword and drew it out of its sheath and killed him, and cut off his head with it.

And when the Philistines saw that their champion was dead, they fled.

But Goliath wasn't the only giant defeated!

Deuteronomy 3:11 (NKJV)

11 “For only Og king of Bashan remained of the remnant of the giants. Indeed his bedstead was an iron bedstead. (Is it not in Rabbah of the people of Ammon?) Nine cubits is its length and four cubits its width, according to the standard cubit.

Numbers 21:33-55 (NKJV)

33 And they turned and went up by the way to Bashan. So Og king of Bashan went out against them, he and all his people, to battle at Edrei.

34 Then the Lord said to Moses, “Do not fear him, for I have delivered him into your hand, with all his people and his land; and you shall do to him as you did to Sihon king of the Amorites, who dwelt at Heshbon.”

35 So they defeated him, his sons, and all his people, until there was no survivor left him; and they took possession of his land.

Refusing to face the giants that God had placed before them won Israel 40 years in the wilderness and the death of all those Israelites who refused to face them (Num 13-14).

But for Caleb, the man that trusted in God, it meant victory.

Joshua 14:6-15 (NKJV)

6 Then the children of Judah came to Joshua in Gilgal. And Caleb the son of Jephunneh the Kenizzite said to him: “You know the word which the Lord said to Moses the man of God concerning you and me in Kadesh Barnea.

7 I was forty years old when Moses the servant of the Lord sent me from Kadesh Barnea to spy out the land, and I brought back word to him as it was in my heart.

8 Nevertheless my brethren who went up with me made the heart of the people melt, but I wholly followed the Lord my God.

9 So Moses swore on that day, saying, ‘Surely the land where your foot has trodden shall be your inheritance and your children’s forever, because you have wholly followed the Lord my God.’

10 And now, behold, the Lord has kept me alive, as He said, these forty-five years, ever since the Lord spoke this word to Moses while Israel wandered in the wilderness; and now, here I am this day, eighty-five years old.

11 As yet I am as strong this day as on the day that Moses sent me; just as my strength was then, so now is my strength for war, both for going out and for coming in.

12 Now therefore, give me this mountain of which the Lord spoke in that day; for you heard in that day how the Anakim [giants] were there, and that the cities were great and fortified. It may be that the Lord will be with me, and I shall be able to drive them out as the Lord said.”

13 And Joshua blessed him, and gave Hebron to Caleb the son of Jephunneh as an inheritance.

14 Hebron therefore became the inheritance of Caleb the son of Jephunneh the Kenizzite to this day, because he wholly followed the Lord God of Israel.

15 And the name of Hebron formerly was Kirjath Arba (Arba was the greatest man among the Anakim [giants]). Then the land had rest from war.

Judges 1:20 And they gave Hebron to Caleb, as Moses had said. Then he expelled from there the three sons of Anak.

Joshua 11:21-22 (NKJV)

21 And at that time Joshua came and cut off the Anakim [giants] from the mountains: from Hebron, from Debir, from Anab, from all the mountains of Judah, and from all the mountains of Israel; Joshua utterly destroyed them with their cities.

22 None of the Anakim were left in the land of the children of Israel; they remained only in Gaza, in Gath, and in Ashdod.

Joshua 17:15-18 (NKJV)

15 So Joshua answered them, “If you are a great people, then go up to the forest country and clear a place for yourself there in the land of the Perizzites and the giants, since the mountains of Ephraim are too confined for you.”

16 But the children of Joseph said, “The mountain country is not enough for us; and all the Canaanites who dwell in the land of the valley have chariots of iron, both those who are of Beth Shean and its towns and those who are of the Valley of Jezreel.”

17 And Joshua spoke to the house of Joseph—to Ephraim and Manasseh—saying, “You are a great people and have great power; you shall not have only one lot,

18 but the mountain country shall be yours. Although it is wooded, you shall cut it down, and its farthest extent shall be yours; for you shall drive out the Canaanites, though they have iron chariots and are strong.”

2 Samuel 21:15-22 (NKJV) (cf. 1 Chronicles 20:4-8)

15 When the Philistines were at war again with Israel, David and his servants with him went down and fought against the Philistines; and David grew faint.

16 Then Ishbi-Benob, who was one of the sons of the giant, the weight of whose bronze spear was three hundred shekels, who was bearing a new sword, thought he could kill David.

17 But Abishai the son of Zeruiah came to his aid, and struck the Philistine and killed him. . . .

18 Now it happened afterward that there was again a battle with the Philistines at Gob. Then Sibbechai the Hushathite killed Saph, who was one of the sons of the giant.

19 Again there was war at Gob with the Philistines, where Elhanan the son of Jaare-Oregim the Bethlehemite killed the brother of Goliath the Gittite, the shaft of whose spear was like a weaver’s beam.

20 Yet again there was war at Gath, where there was a man of great stature, who had six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, twenty-four in number; and he also was born to the giant.

21 So when he defied Israel, Jonathan the son of Shimea, David’s brother, killed him.

22 These four were born to the giant in Gath, and fell by the hand of David and by the hand of his servants.

We could tell endless stories of giants defeated by God through His servants, of impossible situations overcome through God's power, of seemingly impossible transformations in people's lives, of the impossible not only becoming possible, but reality. The truth is, God is in the business of defeating giants. He did it for Moses, for David, for the New Testament church, all through church history, last year. And He's going to do it again this year, in 2011, the Year of the Giants.

Luke 1:37 "For with God nothing will be impossible."

Revelation 3:7-8 (NKJV)

7 "‘These things says He who is holy, He who is true, “He who has the key of David, He who opens and no one shuts, and shuts and no one opens”:

8 “I know your works. See, I have set before you an open door, and no one can shut it;'"

And so I'm asking you, right at the start of 2011, is anything too big for God? He wants to defeat some giants in your life this year Are you ready? God's going to defeat some giants in your life this year! Are you preparing?

Monday, November 22, 2010

Unfinished Song

I feel like I'm falling with nowhere to land.

From peoples and nations I have been banned.

Lost with no compass, no vision, no map,

My constant condition: one sorry chap.


I'm a ship in the ocean tossed to and fro,

Lost out in space, I don't know where to go.

Wherever I end up, I don't belong

And I feel like an unfinished song.


Birds sing to others sweet melodies

But when I get near their songs quickly freeze.

I live in a vacuum – there's nothing else here –

My only companions: Confusion and Fear.


I'm a ship in the ocean tossed to and fro,

Lost out in space, I don't know where to go.

Wherever I end up, I don't belong

And I feel like an unfinished song.


My life is a mystery, I don't see the end;

I speak of great meaning but only pretend;

I just reach the finish to find that it's gone;

My only conclusion: an unfinished song.


I'm a ship in the ocean tossed to and fro,

Lost out in space, I don't know where to go.

Wherever I end up, I don't belong

And I feel like an unfinished song.


I'm a ship in the ocean tossed to and fro,

Lost out in space, I don't know where to go.

Wherever I end up, I don't belong

And I feel like an unfinished



© Daniel Lorimer

June 25, 2010



This is not how I feel, but rather how I feel that I would feel if I were not a Christian. I have seen too many people lost without Christ that have absolutely no meaning or purpose. And I would have been one of them, if not for God's gracious intervention in my life, bringing me to the point of repentance and faith in Him. And He transformed my life, giving me meaning, purpose, hope, joy, peace, and thanksgiving! This Thanksgiving I am truly grateful for God's grace in making me His son, for giving my life purpose and meaning, and saving me from being an Unfinished Song.

". . . you were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope and without God in the world. But now in Christ Jesus you who once were far off have been brought near by the blood of Christ." (Ephesians 2:12-13, NKJV)

Will You? (Give Up)

There's a castle standing deep inside your soul.

You are still ruling: you're in complete control.

But God is calling; Give up the throne.

Let Him be King – Lord of everything!

Will you? Will you surrender?



Will you give up?

Will you give in?

Will you die to self?

Will you die to sin?


Will you step down?

Will you end the dual?

Will you give Him the crown?

Will you let Christ rule?


Will you?



You're the warrior fighting, struggling to survive.

Your head is spinning; you can't make it out alive.

And God is waiting for you to quit the fight.

Come live in Christ – yourself crucify!

Will you? Will you die?


Will you give up?

Will you give in?

Will you die to self?

Will you die to sin?


Will you step down?

Will you end the dual?

Will you give Him the crown?

Will you let Christ rule?


Will you?


You're sitting at a crossroads, which way will you go?

Part of you says yes, the other part screams no.

And God is weeping for your struggling soul.

End this fight today – give up anyway!

Will you? Will you now?


Will you give up?

Will you give in?

Will you die to self?

Will you die to sin?


Will you step down?

Will you end the dual?

Will you give Him the crown?

Will you let Christ rule?


Will you?


Strength, power, fame, control;

Work, job, money, soul;

Reputation, chance for fame;

Understanding, questions, brain;

Past, hurts, who you've been;

Need to fix, failures, sin;

Forgot, emotions, pain, weak;

Self, spirit, outlook, bleak

Thoughts, mind, what you'll be;

Plans, will, hopes, dreams;

Time, heart, love, strife

Things, lacks, all your life!


Will you give up?

Will you give in?

Will you die to self?

Will you die to sin?


Will you step down?

Will you end the dual?

Will you give Him the crown?

Will you let Christ rule?


Will you give up?

Will you give in?

Will you die to self?

Will you die to sin?


Will you step down?

Will you end the dual?

Will you give Him the crown?

Will you let Christ rule?



Will you?

Will you?

Will you surrender?


Will you?

Will you?

Will you die?


Will you?

Will you?

Will you now?


Will you?

Will you?

Will you?



© Daniel Lorimer

September 16, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Cockroach

Poor little cockroach, friend I just met,
I'd like to keep you as a pet. . . .
But that's too bad; that's too bad.

Poor little cockroach, friend I see,
Everybody thinks you're the enemy!
But that's too bad; that's too bad.

Poor little cockroach, friend of mine,
I never meant to cross the line. . . .
But that's too bad; that's too bad.

Poor little cockroach, friend I squished,
Aimed at the fly, but then I missed.
But that's too bad; that's too bad.

Poor little cockroach, friend of the past,
I always hoped our friendship would last.
But that's too bad; that's too bad.

Poor little cockroach, my best friend:
Never thought this would be the end.
But that's too bad; that's too bad.

Poor little cockroach, from long ago,
I want to tell you, want you to know:
That it's too bad; that's too bad.


© Daniel Lorimer
August 21, 2010